Saturday, March 26, 2011
Not Quite Hiding the Sausage
By the end of last Sunday night, a banged-up car was the least of Karin Mackaliunas' worries.
At 6:22 p.m., police said, the 27-year-old Scranton, Pennsylvania resident crashed her car into a guardrail on an area highway. It seems that a coffee cup had simply rolled beneath the pedals in her car and caused the accident. As the tow truck was about to take her car to be repaired, the police office on the scene received a call asking the officer to take Ms. Mackaliunas into custody for the theft of some items from a local hotel…
It was reported that the Doctor performing a cavity she on Ms. Mackaliunas discovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22 – all hidden in her vagina.
Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance.
Okay, I can understand her trying to hide the drugs, but the money? Even coins?