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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

You might have a big ass if...


With a nod to Jeff Foxworthy and his "You Might Be A Redneck" jokes...


You might have a big ass if...

  • You might have a big ass if when you sit on a chair and your ass "spills" over the sides of the seat
  • You fall on your butt and bounce
  • You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your ass plowed




You might have a big ass if...

  • You consider the phrase "watch it fat ass" a compliment
  • When walking along and you overhear, "Look at the shitter on that critter!" and instinctively turn around and smile knowing it's you their talking about
  • Every time you try to leave the grocery store they stop and accuse you of trying to conceal and steal two hams





You might have a big ass if...

  • People describe your butt as "jigglish"
  • You have to buy jeans too big for your waist in order to accommodate your fat bottom
  • The U.S.Postal Service assigns your butt it's own zip code



You might have a big ass if...
  • You go to get something out of the refrigerator, and accidentally switch the dishwasher on
  • You get stuck in a double doorway
  • Your skirt is always shorter in the back, than in the front



You might have a big ass if...

  • You get busted for having two pounds of crack!
  • When you ask the question "Does this make me look fat?" and the answer is " No, your hips do."
  • You accidentally knock some little child down when you turn around



You might have a big ass if...
  • Your butt is your strongest, most powerful muscle
  • When you wear high heels you strike oil


You might have a big ass if...

  • Your lower back doesn’t touch the floor when you lay down on your back
  • You have a rear shelf that you could rest a drink on
  • Its still jiggling 4 seconds after you stopped walking


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